This is a band I was in from like…. 2000 to 2004? I think we did a few reunion shows here and there, but that’s it.

During the early 2000’s it was cool to wear girl pants and swoop your black-ass hair out of your face. It was also cool to mesh hardcore punk rock breakdowns with harmonized metal riffs.  This is how Metalcore was born.

All of a sudden it became lame to have a “push pit.”  If you were in the pit you were hardcore dancing or walking in a circle.  It was also a good idea to be a huge dick about it.

This is a recording of an LP we put out called “The Kings of Rock Cliche”

This is a video of our first show.  It was Halloween in the year 2001 (I think).

We hadn’t come up with a name yet, so we were billed as “Geyser of Shit.”

This was the original bass player, Sean Lipinski.